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AN ACTOR IS FOR LIFE AND NOT JUST FOR A REP SEASON.
Every five seconds another actor rings his agent, checks the post or listens to his voicemail, in the vain hope that there will be a chance of employment, but sadly in almost every case these brief dreams will be cruelly extinguished.

Statistics indicate that this humanitarian and theatrical crisis is worsening hour by hour and experts now fear that if action is not taken immediately, the delicate and once tactile instrument that is the actor's ego will be extinct forever. Appeal after appeal have failed to halt this relentless tide; schemes such as Adopt an Actor and Sponsor a Speech have faltered but now with the help of ACTOR AID, young and talented performers like Richard Dax will once again be given the opportunity to thrive and shine on the stage of life.

Send no money, simply take a chance and offer an actor an audition or interview and relieve your aching
conscience. Your actions will help to restore the ego's of actors like Richard and give him the chance to perform again. Go on, break the routine and let ACTOR AID solve your casting nightmares; what have you got to lose ?

New Fully-Furnished Two-Legged Actor
This delightful, fully trained and well maintained actor comprises highly comic views and dramatic exterior.
Decorated beautifully throughout, this property has enormous potential encompassing a split-level performance option.
An experienced yet youthful exterior boasts talented views and an outstanding ability to transform and perform on stage and screen. Two reception rooms and a downstairs toilet are a fraction of this actor's attraction, while upstairs a university trained and drama schooled mind offers discipline and a sensitive approach to text and performance. This property oozes comic and dramatic potential and therefore an early viewing by appointment or audition is highly recommended.
(Carpets included, garden needs attention.)

Perfect Partners
Attractive, young, curvaceous and unattached talented actor would like to meet single, solvent, performing role, shape size or looks un important.
Likes, comedy nights out or dramatic evenings in, experienced in theatre and television.
Light brown hair, green eyes, 5'9", out going and intelligent. I would like to meet a director or producer of any age for friendship leading to possible employment. If you are the contract of my dreams, caring, generous and enjoy equity minimum, lets get it together.
All offers answered and auditions accepted. Children welcome. Photo appreciated. Confidentiality assured. (No pets or perverts please.)
Box No; LX123